I wish my penis had an off switch
Nicole vs. Life
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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