he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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