just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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