Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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