i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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