plz talk dirty to me
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
okay pat passed out under dana's car
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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