i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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