I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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