Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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