I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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