Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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