The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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