There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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