I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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