I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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