When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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