Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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