North Korea, Best Korea!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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