i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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