My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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