i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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