I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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