He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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