god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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