margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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