Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Found your dick twin last night
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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