Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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