Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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