that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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