So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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