wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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