I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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