is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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