She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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