Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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