The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
