so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
they need to just BURY HIM!
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
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