where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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