is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Bring me that man meat
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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