Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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