There was a lot of him and a little penis
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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