Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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