why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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