My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Are we still banned from the library?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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