The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
my phone needs a breathalizer
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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