I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
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