I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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