I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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