is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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