if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I am available for nakedness
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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