Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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