Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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