I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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