talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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