Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
